Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Smart as a fox...
Here's an interesting picture that Chad found of an urban fox "investigating" a domestic pet in Birmingham, UK. Poor rabbit must be scared shitless! Then again, I wouldn't blame the fox, the rabbit does look quite plump and delicious, and I assume it's pretty hard to find this sorta prey in an urban environment. Too bad he's pulling the wrong side of the chain! =P
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
I'm NOT SO famous... =(
Nevermind, there's a lot of people's names in the Urban Dictionary...BLAH. Here's a few funny ones that I found (don't be mad, i didn't write this stuff!):
3. jupiter
7 up, 5 down
A term used to refer to the rectal and anal condition of inflammation, chaffing, moisture, and subsequent great red spot, similar to that geographically found on the planet of Jupiter.
After mowing the lawn in late August wearing a tight pair of Wrangler's, Paul developed a serious Jupiter.
1. Cavan
3 up, 3 down
A person born/living in the Co. Cavan, the best fucken county in Ireland
Full of beautiful, sound, warm hearted and generous people and considered to be the best dame beer drinkers out of all Ireland! Cavan people are envied by all surrounding counties; also Cavan males have huge manhood’s which is envied by surrounding counties (like those wankers in Roscommon who have tiny peepers!)
Hello Im from 'cavan', ...so fuck off you scumbag of an inferior county!
2. Tory
21 up, 21 down
The word used to describe a member or supporter of the Conservative Party. Along the same line as toff as it really is used as a derogatory way to insult rich or stuck-up people who care for nothing other themselves and their tendencies to shoot wild animals
'Hello, who are you?'
'My name is Jeffrey and I am a Tory'
'A what?'
'A tory, a member of the conserv..'
'Shut the fuck up Jeffrey!'
1. Toad
46 up, 7 down
(N.) The guardian/assistant of Peach Toadstool, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. About 2'6", and 50 lbs. He's a member of his race called the "Toads," who are elfish-like people with Mushroom heads ( or maybe they're hats. I dunno. )
His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.
Toad belongs to a race named the Toads. He can be played in Super Mario Kart 64.
4. kyle
12 up, 41 down
a name most commonly used as a boy's name, but may also be used as a girls name, a name very empowering and unique; better suited for females as the name kyle, in essence, is a more feminine sounding name.
meeting a girl named kyle
5. Shelby
14 up, 34 down
A hooker who is dirtier than the average. One that would be utilized for the most perverse of activities.
I need to find a shelby so that I can fulfill my pissing-fetish.
2. anna
16 up, 20 down
A slang term used in the south for animousity. Used in many Three 6 Mafia songs as well as many current artists today(I.E. Young Dro).
"Look at that nigga over there, stuntin n shit"
"You got mad anna wit him don't you?"
"Yea, lets dome check that nigga
1. Chad
42 up, 26 down
A member of the male gender, a Chad is a person, typically named Chad, who goes to bars to pick up chicks. He usually accomplishes this by cockblocking other guys. A Chad can be identified by his appearance which usually consists of the following: mesh trucker hat, frosted hair, greasy spiked hair, polo shirt with the collar turned up, fake tan, ringer t-shirt two sizes too small, pants two sizes too small, wifebeater in public, and a light colored button-up shirt. Chad's also have spent time in a fraternity, will dance by themselves to attract attention, and typically drink light beer.
This bar is full of nothing but Chads.
I would have scored with that girl if that Chad would have just shut his piehole.
3. jupiter
7 up, 5 down
A term used to refer to the rectal and anal condition of inflammation, chaffing, moisture, and subsequent great red spot, similar to that geographically found on the planet of Jupiter.
After mowing the lawn in late August wearing a tight pair of Wrangler's, Paul developed a serious Jupiter.
1. Cavan
3 up, 3 down
A person born/living in the Co. Cavan, the best fucken county in Ireland
Full of beautiful, sound, warm hearted and generous people and considered to be the best dame beer drinkers out of all Ireland! Cavan people are envied by all surrounding counties; also Cavan males have huge manhood’s which is envied by surrounding counties (like those wankers in Roscommon who have tiny peepers!)
Hello Im from 'cavan', ...so fuck off you scumbag of an inferior county!
2. Tory
21 up, 21 down
The word used to describe a member or supporter of the Conservative Party. Along the same line as toff as it really is used as a derogatory way to insult rich or stuck-up people who care for nothing other themselves and their tendencies to shoot wild animals
'Hello, who are you?'
'My name is Jeffrey and I am a Tory'
'A what?'
'A tory, a member of the conserv..'
'Shut the fuck up Jeffrey!'
1. Toad
46 up, 7 down
(N.) The guardian/assistant of Peach Toadstool, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. About 2'6", and 50 lbs. He's a member of his race called the "Toads," who are elfish-like people with Mushroom heads ( or maybe they're hats. I dunno. )
His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.
Toad belongs to a race named the Toads. He can be played in Super Mario Kart 64.
4. kyle
12 up, 41 down
a name most commonly used as a boy's name, but may also be used as a girls name, a name very empowering and unique; better suited for females as the name kyle, in essence, is a more feminine sounding name.
meeting a girl named kyle
5. Shelby
14 up, 34 down
A hooker who is dirtier than the average. One that would be utilized for the most perverse of activities.
I need to find a shelby so that I can fulfill my pissing-fetish.
2. anna
16 up, 20 down
A slang term used in the south for animousity. Used in many Three 6 Mafia songs as well as many current artists today(I.E. Young Dro).
"Look at that nigga over there, stuntin n shit"
"You got mad anna wit him don't you?"
"Yea, lets dome check that nigga
1. Chad
42 up, 26 down
A member of the male gender, a Chad is a person, typically named Chad, who goes to bars to pick up chicks. He usually accomplishes this by cockblocking other guys. A Chad can be identified by his appearance which usually consists of the following: mesh trucker hat, frosted hair, greasy spiked hair, polo shirt with the collar turned up, fake tan, ringer t-shirt two sizes too small, pants two sizes too small, wifebeater in public, and a light colored button-up shirt. Chad's also have spent time in a fraternity, will dance by themselves to attract attention, and typically drink light beer.
This bar is full of nothing but Chads.
I would have scored with that girl if that Chad would have just shut his piehole.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
I'm FAMOUS!!!
My name is quite unique so I'm surprised it popped up in the urban dictionary:
Hmm...not sure about being into oneself...but damn right I'm full of talent!!! They also forgot to add good-looking, smart and f'ing popular! =P
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