With all the new PS3 craze going around, I just want to share this story about how someone got their PS3...it's HILARIOUS!
Please read the amazing story of how i got this ps3
i went out wednesday afternoon to the local walmart to start camping out. when i got there, there were already 12 people ther so i got in line being number 13. i talked around and found out the first 6 people there had been there since monday, total hardcore nerds all planning to keep them. bragging about how only they should get the system since theyve been there the longest. how they are so dedicated and how if you dont want to do the time, you shouldnt get a system. generally being complete assholes. good for them. we had a hours to pass so we became friends and played some cards and whatnot. the 6 guys in front kept to themselves and didnt associate with the rest of us. we were cool with each other leaving the line to get food, bathroom, smoke, etc since we all knew each other and as long as they were back in 30 minutes. i was about to leave to go buy some KFC for a good number of us and when i stepped out of line, one of the nerds shouted that if i left, i would lose my spot. the other guys told him that they were vouching for me and that i was just getting food but those 6 assholes didnt care. they said i leave, i lose my spot and that was the rules and they would call the manager (they had his number) to come out and enforce it. i said whatever and stayed in line.
a few hours later, the manager came out and told everyone that there were only going to be SEVEN available. they have them in their store and theyre not getting anymore. he told the people after # 7 they should leave if they wanted to not waste their time. me being number 13 should have left but i didnt, i wanted to stick around for a little bit more. everyone else left except me and the 7 other people that were getting it for sure. so the day goes on and i try to make friends with the nerds. i play mario kart on the ds with them and talk to them about the games they were getting. about an hour or 2 later, i tell im gonnna head home since im 8 in line and theres only 7 ps3s. one of them made some stupid joke about if i leave the line then i aint getting back in!! har har. so as im about to leave, i tell them im going to the vons next door and if any of them wanted any food or coffee and id bring it back to them. one of them said yea and all the rest like sheep followed and said yes too. they were gonna give me money but i told them it was on me since theyve been out here since monday. the 7th guy in line wanted some food and coffee and i told him id buy some for him also.
so i go to vons and buy 8 coffees, some food, and some x-lax laxatives. i bring it to my car and put some laxatives in 6 of the coffees and seperate them from mine and #7s. i pull back to walmart and bring all the drinks and food upfront. i give #7 his stuff and then the coffees with laxatives to the 6 nerds annd wish them good luck and go back to my car. i park it around the corner so i can still see them.
about 30 minutes later, #2 and 3 in line get up and it seemed like they were yelling to the other nerds. they both ran into walmart. seconds later (i guess all nerds have the same biology) #5 gets up and runs across the parking lot and into the trees and bushes somewhere. #1 is scrounging for this portapotty type thing he'd brought with him but he is squirting everywhere and all over his pants and their sleeping bags. he runs into walmart. at this time, i start my car and drive back to the walmart to claim my spot in line. when i get there #4 and 6 are gone but i dont know where. #7 is laughing his ass off so hard and i just smile at him. i call up 5 of the other people that i had made friends with that were in line with me ( i had their phone numbers cause i was gonne buy to food for everyone) and told them to get back to the walmart ASAP and get in line. Meanwhile, me and #7 threw all their shit into the parking lot and i claimed my spot as #1, him as #2. 4 and the people i had called arrived and got in line just as 1 of the nerds came running back and got #7. he started yelling saying they need their spots back. we all told them to fuck off, out of spot, out of line. it was all of us against him so he didnt say shit. the nerds came back and tried to start some shit but we just laughed, we told them it was their rule and to go fuck themselves and clean the shit off their pants. the called security and security came. security man was like WTF is that fuckin smell and looked at the nerds with shit all of them and kicked them off the grounds screaming LMAO. so that is how i got my ps3.
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Monday, November 27, 2006
Monday, November 13, 2006
My speeding ticket...
So the State finally wrote back to me regarding my 31 mph in a 25 mph zone moving violation which i received back in September some time (at 3am on the way to Egg's 'N Things). And the judgment is...
NOT GUILTY!!!
With prejudice though but it's ok...as long as i don't need to spend $90 on a stupid fine and not to mention increased auto insurance premiums. YAY!! More money to spend on stocks (my new addiction).
My advice to everyone is dispute every ticket you get, even if it's a long shot in getting it dismissed. Either go to court personally and argue your case or write a stinky (yet tactful) letter like I did (since I'm sorta non-confrontational). Also, it helps if you have lawyer friends who can give you free advice on effective rebuttals. =)
NOT GUILTY!!!
With prejudice though but it's ok...as long as i don't need to spend $90 on a stupid fine and not to mention increased auto insurance premiums. YAY!! More money to spend on stocks (my new addiction).
My advice to everyone is dispute every ticket you get, even if it's a long shot in getting it dismissed. Either go to court personally and argue your case or write a stinky (yet tactful) letter like I did (since I'm sorta non-confrontational). Also, it helps if you have lawyer friends who can give you free advice on effective rebuttals. =)
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Smart as a fox...
Here's an interesting picture that Chad found of an urban fox "investigating" a domestic pet in Birmingham, UK. Poor rabbit must be scared shitless! Then again, I wouldn't blame the fox, the rabbit does look quite plump and delicious, and I assume it's pretty hard to find this sorta prey in an urban environment. Too bad he's pulling the wrong side of the chain! =P
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
I'm NOT SO famous... =(
Nevermind, there's a lot of people's names in the Urban Dictionary...BLAH. Here's a few funny ones that I found (don't be mad, i didn't write this stuff!):
3. jupiter
7 up, 5 down
A term used to refer to the rectal and anal condition of inflammation, chaffing, moisture, and subsequent great red spot, similar to that geographically found on the planet of Jupiter.
After mowing the lawn in late August wearing a tight pair of Wrangler's, Paul developed a serious Jupiter.
1. Cavan
3 up, 3 down
A person born/living in the Co. Cavan, the best fucken county in Ireland
Full of beautiful, sound, warm hearted and generous people and considered to be the best dame beer drinkers out of all Ireland! Cavan people are envied by all surrounding counties; also Cavan males have huge manhood’s which is envied by surrounding counties (like those wankers in Roscommon who have tiny peepers!)
Hello Im from 'cavan', ...so fuck off you scumbag of an inferior county!
2. Tory
21 up, 21 down
The word used to describe a member or supporter of the Conservative Party. Along the same line as toff as it really is used as a derogatory way to insult rich or stuck-up people who care for nothing other themselves and their tendencies to shoot wild animals
'Hello, who are you?'
'My name is Jeffrey and I am a Tory'
'A what?'
'A tory, a member of the conserv..'
'Shut the fuck up Jeffrey!'
1. Toad
46 up, 7 down
(N.) The guardian/assistant of Peach Toadstool, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. About 2'6", and 50 lbs. He's a member of his race called the "Toads," who are elfish-like people with Mushroom heads ( or maybe they're hats. I dunno. )
His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.
Toad belongs to a race named the Toads. He can be played in Super Mario Kart 64.
4. kyle
12 up, 41 down
a name most commonly used as a boy's name, but may also be used as a girls name, a name very empowering and unique; better suited for females as the name kyle, in essence, is a more feminine sounding name.
meeting a girl named kyle
5. Shelby
14 up, 34 down
A hooker who is dirtier than the average. One that would be utilized for the most perverse of activities.
I need to find a shelby so that I can fulfill my pissing-fetish.
2. anna
16 up, 20 down
A slang term used in the south for animousity. Used in many Three 6 Mafia songs as well as many current artists today(I.E. Young Dro).
"Look at that nigga over there, stuntin n shit"
"You got mad anna wit him don't you?"
"Yea, lets dome check that nigga
1. Chad
42 up, 26 down
A member of the male gender, a Chad is a person, typically named Chad, who goes to bars to pick up chicks. He usually accomplishes this by cockblocking other guys. A Chad can be identified by his appearance which usually consists of the following: mesh trucker hat, frosted hair, greasy spiked hair, polo shirt with the collar turned up, fake tan, ringer t-shirt two sizes too small, pants two sizes too small, wifebeater in public, and a light colored button-up shirt. Chad's also have spent time in a fraternity, will dance by themselves to attract attention, and typically drink light beer.
This bar is full of nothing but Chads.
I would have scored with that girl if that Chad would have just shut his piehole.
3. jupiter
7 up, 5 down
A term used to refer to the rectal and anal condition of inflammation, chaffing, moisture, and subsequent great red spot, similar to that geographically found on the planet of Jupiter.
After mowing the lawn in late August wearing a tight pair of Wrangler's, Paul developed a serious Jupiter.
1. Cavan
3 up, 3 down
A person born/living in the Co. Cavan, the best fucken county in Ireland
Full of beautiful, sound, warm hearted and generous people and considered to be the best dame beer drinkers out of all Ireland! Cavan people are envied by all surrounding counties; also Cavan males have huge manhood’s which is envied by surrounding counties (like those wankers in Roscommon who have tiny peepers!)
Hello Im from 'cavan', ...so fuck off you scumbag of an inferior county!
2. Tory
21 up, 21 down
The word used to describe a member or supporter of the Conservative Party. Along the same line as toff as it really is used as a derogatory way to insult rich or stuck-up people who care for nothing other themselves and their tendencies to shoot wild animals
'Hello, who are you?'
'My name is Jeffrey and I am a Tory'
'A what?'
'A tory, a member of the conserv..'
'Shut the fuck up Jeffrey!'
1. Toad
46 up, 7 down
(N.) The guardian/assistant of Peach Toadstool, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. About 2'6", and 50 lbs. He's a member of his race called the "Toads," who are elfish-like people with Mushroom heads ( or maybe they're hats. I dunno. )
His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.
Toad belongs to a race named the Toads. He can be played in Super Mario Kart 64.
4. kyle
12 up, 41 down
a name most commonly used as a boy's name, but may also be used as a girls name, a name very empowering and unique; better suited for females as the name kyle, in essence, is a more feminine sounding name.
meeting a girl named kyle
5. Shelby
14 up, 34 down
A hooker who is dirtier than the average. One that would be utilized for the most perverse of activities.
I need to find a shelby so that I can fulfill my pissing-fetish.
2. anna
16 up, 20 down
A slang term used in the south for animousity. Used in many Three 6 Mafia songs as well as many current artists today(I.E. Young Dro).
"Look at that nigga over there, stuntin n shit"
"You got mad anna wit him don't you?"
"Yea, lets dome check that nigga
1. Chad
42 up, 26 down
A member of the male gender, a Chad is a person, typically named Chad, who goes to bars to pick up chicks. He usually accomplishes this by cockblocking other guys. A Chad can be identified by his appearance which usually consists of the following: mesh trucker hat, frosted hair, greasy spiked hair, polo shirt with the collar turned up, fake tan, ringer t-shirt two sizes too small, pants two sizes too small, wifebeater in public, and a light colored button-up shirt. Chad's also have spent time in a fraternity, will dance by themselves to attract attention, and typically drink light beer.
This bar is full of nothing but Chads.
I would have scored with that girl if that Chad would have just shut his piehole.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
I'm FAMOUS!!!
My name is quite unique so I'm surprised it popped up in the urban dictionary:
Hmm...not sure about being into oneself...but damn right I'm full of talent!!! They also forgot to add good-looking, smart and f'ing popular! =P
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Wanna Die?!?!
Jupiter played this movie for us on Kauai. Supposedly it's one of the best movies of all time in Korea. This was the only Korean movie that i've seen so far (besides the K-dramas) so in my book it's TRUE! I highly recommend it!!! It's great! I loved it!!!DRINK COFFEE!!! WANNA DIE!?!?!
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Friday, August 11, 2006
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Friday, July 14, 2006
Happy Fourth!!!
July 4, 2006:
Fourth of July was spent at Jup's house. We didn't plan on popping fireworks but Tadpole (Ryan) thought it'd be fun...and it was! Below is just a few highlights, including Cary trying to make some frog legs w/ fireworks! Not shown is Jon blowing up fireworks on Jup's truck, and the fireworks exploding in the garage (Cary got a little too creative!)
Fourth of July was spent at Jup's house. We didn't plan on popping fireworks but Tadpole (Ryan) thought it'd be fun...and it was! Below is just a few highlights, including Cary trying to make some frog legs w/ fireworks! Not shown is Jon blowing up fireworks on Jup's truck, and the fireworks exploding in the garage (Cary got a little too creative!)
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Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Yackity YACK!!!
I got into a fight with 151 on Friday night and got my ass kicked in the parking lot. Tory followed soon after, but got done in by a bitch named Stoly. =)
Friday, June 30, 2006
STUFF AND RUFF!!!!
Utah Trip - March 2006:
Finally got the Utah pics from the boys. Utah was super fun, rented a house, had some grown-ups to cook for us, lots of drunken karaoke, visited many different slopes and best of all we got some fresh powder at the end of our trip!!! Here's a sample of the good times we had for those of you who didn't want to go. Most of the pics of me was of me sleeping (Since i suck at snowboarding!).
Finally got the Utah pics from the boys. Utah was super fun, rented a house, had some grown-ups to cook for us, lots of drunken karaoke, visited many different slopes and best of all we got some fresh powder at the end of our trip!!! Here's a sample of the good times we had for those of you who didn't want to go. Most of the pics of me was of me sleeping (Since i suck at snowboarding!).
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006
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